Garfield Fan Pillows

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Giraffe Portrait

'Do you have a longer straw?'

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Why giraffes hate winter

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"Whiplash..."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Glasnost

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

City Zoo

Modigliani's Giraffe

"Same old crowd."

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Ref shows footballer green card.

"I keep waiting for the day when Garfield runs out of lives."

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Will you quit hogging the covers?!'

'Now, that's more ergonomic...'

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

'Just jam one of these pills as far down his throat as you can, 3 times a day.'

The giraffe-tamer.

Cow accidently treading on her own udder.

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

Giraffe swing

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

...Now lets see if you can make a free throw.