Garfield Admirer Pillows

'Because Daddy doesn't want to draw Garfield!'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Seagiraffes

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Giraffe Umbrella

Giraffe Selfie

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

The evidence destroyed

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Jungle Games

Prisoner still life painting.

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'Picasso'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Illustration for 'Six Weeks at Heppenheim'.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"It's a great work!"

Overdoing it.

'Newgate - Exercise Yard'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."