Garfield Admirer Mugs

'Because Daddy doesn't want to draw Garfield!'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Seagiraffes

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Giraffe Umbrella

Cut!

Giraffe Selfie

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Boy whistling at crackers.

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

The evidence destroyed

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

THe UDDER Side

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Jungle Games

Prisoner still life painting.

"It's a great work!"

Illustration for 'Six Weeks at Heppenheim'.

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'Picasso'

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

'Newgate - Exercise Yard'

Cover story: Picasso

Overdoing it.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'