Garfield Enthusiast Mugs

"I keep waiting for the day when Garfield runs out of lives."

Packaging Russian Dolls

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

Giraffe Portrait

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Do you have a longer straw?'

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

Why giraffes hate winter

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"Whiplash..."

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

City Zoo

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Modigliani's Giraffe

"Same old crowd."

'I'll do half of it.'

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

'Will you quit hogging the covers?!'

'Now, that's more ergonomic...'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

The giraffe-tamer.

"Happy New Year!"

'Just jam one of these pills as far down his throat as you can, 3 times a day.'

"Time to go, guys-It's been real…!"

"Is everything ok? You've hardly said 'Boo' all evening."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'