Garfield Enthusiast Prints

"I keep waiting for the day when Garfield runs out of lives."

Packaging Russian Dolls

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Giraffe Portrait

'Do you have a longer straw?'

Why giraffes hate winter

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

"Whiplash..."

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"Hey. Stop that. You're creeping us out."

But moooommm, I can't reach them! Can't you get them FOR me?

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

"She gets her musical ability from me."

City Zoo

"Same old crowd."

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Modigliani's Giraffe

'I'll do half of it.'

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

"You want to reel your neck in, mate."

'Will you quit hogging the covers?!'

'Now, that's more ergonomic...'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

'Just jam one of these pills as far down his throat as you can, 3 times a day.'

"Happy New Year!"

The giraffe-tamer.

"Is everything ok? You've hardly said 'Boo' all evening."

Giraffe painter.