Farmhand Fan Gifts

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"They’re real."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Yoyo sheep

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Milkin' Impossible

'Hang on a minute...'

1,572 Performances.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."