Farmhand Fan Gifts

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Well, that one got away."

Yoyo sheep

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"They’re real."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

1,572 Performances.

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Milkin' Impossible

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'Hang on a minute...'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"