Gang Culture Satirist Gifts

"Nobody messes with Timid Turtles!"

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

Cheesie Rider

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

Litter Tray Stonehenge

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Alabama Traffic Jam

Macho Vegetarian

Latest Aye Phone

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Suburban street.

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

Hoody Woodpecker.

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

Traffic Lights Medicine

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

Max Beerbohm

"It's an epic saga of a tier 1 girl and a tier 3 boy who fall in love without their families' consent."

Lex Ave Express

The Seder plate at Ye Olde Yankee Inne

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

"We find the Rolf Harris tape provides reassurance for our clients."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"Don't be intimidated by this place. The pretentiousness is offset by the mediocre food."

'They're not SUPPOSED to turn you on!'

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

Hamlet today.

Paparazzi at the Local Dump