Gangster Parody Enthusiast Gifts

No-one messed with the Crays.

"Say hello to my little friend."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

Gangsta wrap.

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

The Clown Hit

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Mushrooms of New York

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

'Rumble bees.'

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"

"We've been framed."

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

Mafia Passport Photo

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

"It's a simple arrangement. You get us on a plane, and we provide you with 'support.'"

"I really got to hand it to you, Danny!"

'Then - badabing! - it hit me: IRS National HQ - the Feds are never going to find us!'