Gangster Parody Enthusiast Gifts

No-one messed with the Crays.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Jimmy Cagney.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Gangsta wrap.

The Clown Hit

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

Mushrooms of New York

Al Pacino

"Say hello to my little friend!"

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

"We've been framed."

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

'Rumble bees.'

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"

Mafia Passport Photo

"It's a simple arrangement. You get us on a plane, and we provide you with 'support.'"

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

"I really got to hand it to you, Danny!"