Gangster Parody Lover Gifts

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Jimmy Cagney.

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"Planet of the puppies"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

Brighton Rocky

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

'Rumble bees.'

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

Why bread shrieks

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"

"We've been framed."

Mafia Passport Photo

'Then - badabing! - it hit me: IRS National HQ - the Feds are never going to find us!'

Whack 'em-Jack 'em Robots

"I really got to hand it to you, Danny!"

James Cagney

"It's a simple arrangement. You get us on a plane, and we provide you with 'support.'"

"My advice to you...fuhgeddaboudit."