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Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Planet of the puppies"

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

Why bread shrieks

"We've been framed."

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

'Rumble bees.'

Mafia Passport Photo

"I really got to hand it to you, Danny!"

"It's a simple arrangement. You get us on a plane, and we provide you with 'support.'"

Whack 'em-Jack 'em Robots

'Then - badabing! - it hit me: IRS National HQ - the Feds are never going to find us!'

"My advice to you...fuhgeddaboudit."

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."