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'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

Jimmy Cagney.

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

"We've been framed."

'He knew too much!'

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"

'Rumble bees.'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

Mafia Passport Photo

"It's a simple arrangement. You get us on a plane, and we provide you with 'support.'"

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

"He's currently unavailable. Would you care to wait?"

"My advice to you...fuhgeddaboudit."

Perky Blinders

Whack 'em-Jack 'em Robots

"I really got to hand it to you, Danny!"

James Cagney

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

'Then - badabing! - it hit me: IRS National HQ - the Feds are never going to find us!'

'You meowin' at me?'

No-one messed with the Crays.

Al Pacino Gets a Dog.