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'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Say hello to my little friend."

Jimmy Cagney.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

Gangsta wrap.

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

The Clown Hit

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

Mushrooms of New York

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Al Pacino

"Say hello to my little friend!"

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"We've been framed."

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

"Pretty Polly sleeps with the fishes"

Bob Hoskins

'Rumble bees.'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

'He knew too much!'

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

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