Gangster Satire Fan Gifts

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

'He knew too much!'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

'Rumble bees.'

"We've been framed."

Mafia Passport Photo

Whack 'em-Jack 'em Robots

Perky Blinders

'Then - badabing! - it hit me: IRS National HQ - the Feds are never going to find us!'

"My advice to you...fuhgeddaboudit."

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

"I really got to hand it to you, Danny!"

"It's a simple arrangement. You get us on a plane, and we provide you with 'support.'"

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

'You meowin' at me?'

No-one messed with the Crays.