Gangster Story Fan Gifts

'He knew too much!'

"Say hello to my little friend."

Jimmy Cagney.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Gangsta wrap.

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"

Bob Hoskins

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

'Rumble bees.'

"We've been framed."

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"Pretty Polly sleeps with the fishes"

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

Mafia Passport Photo

"It's a simple arrangement. You get us on a plane, and we provide you with 'support.'"

"Very touching."

"I really got to hand it to you, Danny!"