Gangster Fiction Fan Gifts

'I was touched by a Hell's Angel.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

Jimmy Cagney.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Gangsta wrap.

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

The Clown Hit

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Mushrooms of New York

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

Al Pacino

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

Bob Hoskins

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"Pretty Polly sleeps with the fishes"

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"

'Rumble bees.'

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

'He knew too much!'

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"We've been framed."

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

Mafia Passport Photo