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'I was touched by a Hell's Angel.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

Gangsta wrap.

The Clown Hit

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Mushrooms of New York

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

"Pretty Polly sleeps with the fishes"

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

"We've been framed."

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

'Rumble bees.'

'He knew too much!'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

Mafia Passport Photo

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."