Gang Culture Satirist Pillows

"Nobody messes with Timid Turtles!"

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

Cheesie Rider

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

Alabama Traffic Jam

Latest Aye Phone

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Macho Vegetarian

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

Suburban street.

Matador Artificial Insemination.

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

Traffic Lights Medicine

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

Max Beerbohm

"It's an epic saga of a tier 1 girl and a tier 3 boy who fall in love without their families' consent."

Lex Ave Express

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

The Seder plate at Ye Olde Yankee Inne

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

"We find the Rolf Harris tape provides reassurance for our clients."

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

"Don't be intimidated by this place. The pretentiousness is offset by the mediocre food."

'They're not SUPPOSED to turn you on!'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Paparazzi at the Local Dump