Community Satirist Pillows

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

The Proust of Twitter

The prying mantis,

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Horse statue throws off rider.

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"I'm after the history section."

"Fact amnesty"

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

Social media and censorship...

Inhospitality tent.

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'