Neighborhood Satirist Pillows

'Oh great. The Jones replaced their bird bath with a hot tub.'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Almost, but not quite, welcome.

"How sad! They don't appear to have any gardening equipment for me to borrow!"

Welcome?

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

"This spray is guaranteed to rid our home of backyard pests, even the Hendersons!"

Hoodie Hang-out

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Thank god we're out of the city."

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

Suburban street.

This is where Brent council sends you

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

Autumn Leaves

Traffic Lights Medicine

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"It's been a rainy winter."

Robinia Floribunda

Lex Ave Express

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"Well, Charles, it wasn't a 'pesky little wasp,' it was a hummingbird."

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'