Gamification Guru Gifts

Rage.

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

If nobody had invented graphics

Homo Gamus

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Candid Camera store.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Computer games

Whack-a-molecule

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Vanna White: The Later Years.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

Prawn Amend

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Children's Imagination

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'