Game Time Guru Gifts

"Hmm, that's interesting, but can you ask the voices in your head to zip it till I hear the score?"

"You know a game is close when every time you watch the replay the result changes."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Church for sports worshipers.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Homo Gamus

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

Computer games

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

Whack-a-molecule

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'