Game Time Guru Prints

"You know a game is close when every time you watch the replay the result changes."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Church for sports worshipers.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Whack-a-molecule

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Vanna White: The Later Years.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."