Game Avoider Pillows

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Sawdust.

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

The Procrastinatorium.

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"I'll go on a cruise, but not if I'm forced to learn things."

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

"I don't have time for New Year's resolutions, I'm still working on the backlog from 1998-2000."

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

"My only hope is that they eventually drop math from the curriculum."

"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."

"This is a great investment, as long as you're not in it for the thrills and chills."

Good parenting.

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"Sorry, dear, but vowing NOT to climb Mount Everest this year isn't a valid New Year's resolution."

'Johnny Wilmot experiences the Grand Canyon'

'Uh, i'll pass.'