App Avoider Pillows

"Hey, Dad! Did you get the Covid app?"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Email Notifications

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

"Tarzan no want computer."

Sawdust.

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

Dream Advertisements.

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

'Never fails,,, The second we sit down for dinner,'

'I hope you don't want to leave a message - he hates messages.'

Hiding From Social Media

'I hate networking.'

It's new from British Telecom, a telephone ignoring machine.

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

"I only wish this was the final notice."

Introducing the 1040 - F.I.* Form (*The tax return for the financially incompetent.)

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

"Just more Junk Mail."

'At the sound of the tone, please leave a message.. unless you're trying to sell me something.'

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.