Gallery Gadabout Gifts

"Do we want the label, too?"

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

"Look at this painting for thirteen seconds. Squint your eyes meaningfully at the bottom left corner. Then lean forward and look at the little white square, nodding as you stare."

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

'He's furious. We hung his painting upside down.'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'I could do that.'

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

The Rise of Modern Art

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Private Viewing

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Creative accounting.

Please do not touch the art. Please touch the artist.

Who are you?

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

"That's an early Vermeer, very early."

"Yes, but is it art?"

Free Artist with Each Purchase

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

Modigliani's Giraffe

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

Cat art exhibition.

'Beret Night at the Museum'

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

Rodins rotten juggler