Global Gadabout Gifts

'The rival bus tour company has made threats which we're taking seriously so please keep your helmets on.'

North Pole

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Advances in Third World Healthcare

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

Orator translates in many languages.

Safe vaccine for the world

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

'Sorry - global warming is not covered!'

North Korean and South Korean hostilities.

World Economy

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

Protection for the world

Cuba increases mass vaccination

"But deep down you must have wanted to change."

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all."

Assisted pregnancy for same sex couples

It may not be correct to call it another, 'Cold War'...but a new 'Cold Front' has moved in.

Money - troops to fight terrorism, promote democracy, protest oil? Lots and lots. Money, help, attention, to save 800,000 people from starvation? Not much.

Ukraine Crisis

As this latest satellite image shows, global warming is a very real phenomenon."

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

"I don't see one damn thing we haven't eaten before."

Ants take cheese and grater