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"Do we want the label, too?"

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

"Look at this painting for thirteen seconds. Squint your eyes meaningfully at the bottom left corner. Then lean forward and look at the little white square, nodding as you stare."

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

'He's furious. We hung his painting upside down.'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'I could do that.'

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

The Rise of Modern Art

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Private Viewing

Creative accounting.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Please do not touch the art. Please touch the artist.

Who are you?

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"'Talent borrows, genius steals' - that's one of mine, too."

"That's an early Vermeer, very early."

Rodins rotten juggler

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

Modigliani's Giraffe

Cat art exhibition.

"Yes, but is it art?"

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Beret Night at the Museum'

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"