Gallery-going T-Shirts

"I never truly appreciate my own work until somebody gives me money for it."

Larry's used art

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Mr. Right!"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Projectile painting.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

bird interprets modern art

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Rodin's Browser

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Children's Art Show.

Cats at private view

The Rise of Modern Art

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Art Gallery.

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

I love Museum Shops

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid