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Focused art lover.

'I don't know anything about art but I know what wines I like.'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

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"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"'Talent borrows, genius steals' - that's one of mine, too."

Free Artist with Each Purchase

"I think you've done a fine job of protecting the underlying canvas from the elements with paint."

Clara patronizes the arts.

'I really admire his work.'

'Beautiful, consummate painterly skill, which we all know is old hat, and therefore, not for us.'

"People read too much into everything."

Art Gallery View.

Visitor to art gallery staring at pointing finger sculpture.

'This painting makes no sense. Where are the directions?'

The Rise of Modern Art

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"They're no more pointless now than they ever were."

"The moment I saw this, my soul cried out that it could triple in value."

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Projectile painting.'

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Rodin's Browser

Children's Art Show.

Cats at private view

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."