Galactic Homesteader Gifts

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Head over Hooves

The Lost World: You are Here

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Which one is named after me?'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Emergency exit into Space

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

"You are here"

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Hysterically laughing monster.

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

Rocket to the Moon

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."