Gadget-phobic Prehistoric Buff Gifts

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"Plagiarist!"

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Reinventing the Wheel

The Invention of the Wheel

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

"And you'll be a man my son!"

"That guys is stealing my data!"

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'Mum, Dad! This is my new girlfriend, Pam.'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

"This thing isn't working."

Man discovers the wheel, sort of.

Developing the boomerang.

Twang! This new stuff is okay, but I prefer classic rock music.

'Of course, in the long term we'll all be extinct.'

'You must try not to live in the past.'

"Dude, I think you're evolving."

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

Dometic spats in a cannibal kitchen.

"Put the cat out and come to bed!"

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

'Regional cuisine again?'

Digital Dinosaur

"How do you turn it off?"

Jurassic Par.