Gadget-phobic Prehistoric Buff Pillows

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"Plagiarist!"

The Invention of the Wheel

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Reinventing the Wheel

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

"And you'll be a man my son!"

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

Man discovers the wheel, sort of.

'Mum, Dad! This is my new girlfriend, Pam.'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Developing the boomerang.

"Dude, I think you're evolving."

'Of course, in the long term we'll all be extinct.'

'You must try not to live in the past.'

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

Dometic spats in a cannibal kitchen.

Digital Dinosaur

'Regional cuisine again?'

"Put the cat out and come to bed!"

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

"How do you turn it off?"

"I like it, but the women will never wear it."