Future Tellers Fanatics Gifts

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

Futuristic Teenagers.

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

"I see you on a beach..."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Forget about tall and handsome. What about portfolio 10 year highs and lows?"

'No, I don't want to change my long distance phone company, and,,, Yes, I should have known it was you calling'

"Who's there?"

'Hey, Ruby, want to give this guy an estimate?'

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

I just knew this would be dull.

Because I don't need my crystal ball to know what will happen if you don't clean your room.

"They call this a universal charger?"

'He said my future stinks.'

When psychics fight.

Baby's first text.

How to find gold.

'I can see... two all beef paddies, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"I'm from the future. . . you're running low on the Chateau Margaux '86."

"I'm from the future and, yes, we are still carrying around those little water bottles."

'They start texting so young these days,'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Don't you hate when you build a time machine, return from the future, and forget what you were going to warn everyone about?

Chicken Little meets Chicken Medium.

"His name is T-9000, and he's a very brilliant cyborg robot who was sent from the future to... I forgot! What was the reason?"

"Do you see a puppy following me home in the future?"

"I always start the day by reading my horror scope."

'...It doesn't look good for us guys'