Future Tellers Fanatics T-Shirts

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

Futuristic Teenagers.

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

'No, I don't want to change my long distance phone company, and,,, Yes, I should have known it was you calling'

"Who's there?"

"I see you on a beach..."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Forget about tall and handsome. What about portfolio 10 year highs and lows?"

'Hey, Ruby, want to give this guy an estimate?'

"They call this a universal charger?"

'He said my future stinks.'

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

When psychics fight.

Baby's first text.

I just knew this would be dull.

How to find gold.

'I can see... two all beef paddies, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

"I'm from the future. . . you're running low on the Chateau Margaux '86."

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

"I'm from the future and, yes, we are still carrying around those little water bottles."

"Do you see a puppy following me home in the future?"

'...It doesn't look good for us guys'

"I always start the day by reading my horror scope."