Future Professors Gifts

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Hmph. College kids.'

Thinking Gears

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Make a lot of money."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

U of Debt

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

University Soapflakes

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Gracie's baby toys.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

Ten Years to get the Ph.D