Future Professors Pillows

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Hmph. College kids.'

Thinking Gears

"Make a lot of money."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

U of Debt

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Gracie's baby toys.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul