Young Professor Gifts

"...and here are the winners: child of doctor, child of scientist, child of doctor..."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Hmph. College kids.'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Boy and girl at thier studies

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"Make a lot of money."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"Could I ask just one question?"

U of Debt

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Building Sandcastles.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'