Future Literature Fan Gifts

"This book is the future of literature. It is paper-free to help save the planet and completely free of words and images so no one is offended."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Meet The Author"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Victor Hugo

First Novels.

Tut and Carmen.

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Voltaire

"Now I really hate poetry."

Blue Stockings

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

John Bunyan

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

J. R. R. Tolkien

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Well, we needed the rain."

Don Quixote