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"This book is the future of literature. It is paper-free to help save the planet and completely free of words and images so no one is offended."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Meet The Author"

Tut and Carmen.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

The Dorrie Decimal System

'He likes to power nap.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

Voltaire

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Blue Stockings

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

John Bunyan

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Well, we needed the rain."

Don Quixote

"Oh, this old thing?"