Modern Literature Fan T-Shirts

"Hey everyone, it's day three and I'm still going strong."

"You're going to hate yourself."

Tut and Carmen.

Victor Hugo

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Audio Books

"Well, we needed the rain."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Scarpia from Tosca

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Dating an English Major

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Jack London

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Tristan Und Isolde

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Lady Macbeth

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'