Modern Literature Fan Gifts

"Hey everyone, it's day three and I'm still going strong."

"You're going to hate yourself."

Tut and Carmen.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Audio Books

"Well, we needed the rain."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Scarpia from Tosca

Dating an English Major

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Jack London

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

Large print e-book.

Lady Macbeth

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'