Contemporary Literature Enthusiast Gifts

'The students in my contemporary literature class are quoting from deejay Baby Puff Dragon. I have no idea what they're talking about.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Edgar Allen Poe

First Novels.

The Dorrie Decimal System

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Voltaire

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

John Bunyan

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Gunter Grass

Stephen Spender.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Author does not do tricks."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''