Future Lawyer Parent Gifts

'Are you interested in your child attending our regular nursery school program or our pre-law nursery school program?'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

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'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

Truth

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Law School teacher.

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

Do Guns Kill?

"We make crime pay."

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

Baby, baby maker

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!