Future Lawyer Parent T-Shirts

'Are you interested in your child attending our regular nursery school program or our pre-law nursery school program?'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

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"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

Truth

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

Do Guns Kill?

"We make crime pay."

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

Baby, baby maker

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'