Future Foot Specialist Gifts

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Little doctor.

"I stand corrected."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Treble

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.