Foot Specialists Gifts

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

'My feet are killing me.'

"I stand corrected."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"You've got bunions, hammertoes and plantar fasciitis. Bad feet must run in your family." "Nobody runs in my family."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'You are pigeon toed.'

Cutting Toenails.

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

"The podiatrist's is right over there ... in the foothills."

Podiatrist to patient: 'Ok ... who's gonna foot the bill?'

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

The Dawn of Paleontology: "I think I knew this guy."

'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'

Man sees door sign at Podiatrist's office: 'This Little Piggy Went to Market'.

'Did I mention that Sam won the marathon today?'

"But baby...you look so hot in them!"

Achilles Goes to the Podiatrist

Paul's Bunions

Employee of the month makes good use of the soup of yesterday.

Osteologist

Fallen Arches

"Well, yes, high heels do often cause foot problems..."