Foot Specialists Gifts

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

'My feet are killing me.'

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"I stand corrected."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"You've got bunions, hammertoes and plantar fasciitis. Bad feet must run in your family." "Nobody runs in my family."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

Cutting Toenails.

'You are pigeon toed.'

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

"The podiatrist's is right over there ... in the foothills."

Podiatrist to patient: 'Ok ... who's gonna foot the bill?'

Shoe Repair. "Shoe repair" --- It must be for people who have lost one shoe and want to replace it!

The Dawn of Paleontology: "I think I knew this guy."

Medical School. I'm going to specialize in children's feet. You'll be a "podiatrician."

Corn and Bunion plants.

'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'

Man sees door sign at Podiatrist's office: 'This Little Piggy Went to Market'.

'Did I mention that Sam won the marathon today?'

Paul's Bunions

Achilles Goes to the Podiatrist

"But baby...you look so hot in them!"

Osteologist

Employee of the month makes good use of the soup of yesterday.

Fallen Arches