Foot Therapist Gifts

'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'

'My feet are killing me.'

"I stand corrected."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Music Therapy

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

"You've got bunions, hammertoes and plantar fasciitis. Bad feet must run in your family." "Nobody runs in my family."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

Music Therapy

Cutting Toenails.

'You are pigeon toed.'

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

'What I don't understand, is how a guy named Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart stayed out of fights long enough to compose any music.'

Perhaps a ceasefire is in order. Terms? I will agree not to pummel you for forgetting our anniversary. You will refrain from pursuing the possibility that I, too, have forgotten it. You will, furthermore, massage my feet in penance for denying me a reason to yell at you. Non-negotiable! Got off easy.

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

"The podiatrist's is right over there ... in the foothills."

Podiatrist to patient: 'Ok ... who's gonna foot the bill?'

"It's all sounding a bit samey... do you know any Abba?"

"The Royal Opera wouldn't have me, so I decided to become a singing psychiatrist."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

Blues Section...

Medical School. I'm going to specialize in children's feet. You'll be a "podiatrician."

Corn and Bunion plants.

A patient plays the trumpet while in therapy.

Man sees door sign at Podiatrist's office: 'This Little Piggy Went to Market'.