Foot Therapist Prints

'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'

'My feet are killing me.'

"I stand corrected."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"You've got bunions, hammertoes and plantar fasciitis. Bad feet must run in your family." "Nobody runs in my family."

Cutting Toenails.

'You are pigeon toed.'

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

'What I don't understand, is how a guy named Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart stayed out of fights long enough to compose any music.'

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

"The podiatrist's is right over there ... in the foothills."

Podiatrist to patient: 'Ok ... who's gonna foot the bill?'

Blues Section...

"The Royal Opera wouldn't have me, so I decided to become a singing psychiatrist."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

A patient plays the trumpet while in therapy.

Man sees door sign at Podiatrist's office: 'This Little Piggy Went to Market'.

'Did I mention that Sam won the marathon today?'