Foot Specialist Prints

"Actually, I already knew where that little piggy went."

"Well, yes, high heels do often cause foot problems..."

'You are pigeon toed.'

"The podiatrist's is right over there ... in the foothills."

Arch Rivals.

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

"I stand corrected."

Achilles Goes to the Podiatrist

"And now for this week's episode of, 'The fallen Arches'."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Bigfoot at the Podiatrist

"No, you can't just pay for the square inch where you were treated - Dr. Larkin charges by the foot."

Chiropodist

'School of chiropody? You can't miss it. Straight down here and it's next to the parmesan cheese factory.'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"Oh my God!! Hammer toes!!!"

"But baby...you look so hot in them!"

'My feet are killing me.'

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"You've got bunions, hammertoes and plantar fasciitis. Bad feet must run in your family." "Nobody runs in my family."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

Cutting Toenails.

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

Hazard of texting

Podiatrist to patient: 'Ok ... who's gonna foot the bill?'