Foot Spa Experimenter Gifts

Employee of the month makes good use of the soup of yesterday.

Spa

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"I stand corrected."

The Cat Spa

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

"You're incredibly tight."

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

Spa Dog

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Odd Spas

"You've got bunions, hammertoes and plantar fasciitis. Bad feet must run in your family." "Nobody runs in my family."

"Well, that's that, Henry. Let's go over to the Four Seasons and towel off."

"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."

'You are pigeon toed.'

Perhaps a ceasefire is in order. Terms? I will agree not to pummel you for forgetting our anniversary. You will refrain from pursuing the possibility that I, too, have forgotten it. You will, furthermore, massage my feet in penance for denying me a reason to yell at you. Non-negotiable! Got off easy.

'This place is awesome! Check it out. His and hers loofah brushes.'

Spa day

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

'We can remove the hair from your back. Yes, your husband's back, too!'

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

'Happy birthday Frank!...'

"Too hard?"